I have the reason vs They all are cute

Some examples from the web:

• And I have discovered the reason he neglects Asgard.
• You people fight, then I have to know the reason.
• I haven't understood the reason yet.
• I have the following reasons for this decision.
• I have stated the reasons for this many times in this House and I do not intend to do so again.
• The Commission acknowledges that, in this case, the time taken was unusually long, but I have given the reasons.
• I have given him the reasons why I cannot accept this offer.
• I have just explained the reason but I apologize if we were less than explicit.
• I have to tell everyone the reason for tonight's party.
• I have tried to understand the reasons that lead to certain behaviors.
• I should have realized the reason why.
• And I think I have come up with the reason why.
• I have repeatedly spelt out the reasons why the Commission was compelled to initiate the procedure, and so I will not dwell on this point today.
• Moreover, while waiting for information that never comes from the authors of these amendments, I have been wondering about the reasons for this long silence.
• Mr President, I have already given you the reasons why the Council should make a statement about the bombardment of Lebanon.
• Do I have to explain the reason for the business?
• I have reflected on the reason behind the progressive impact of this international financial and economic crisis which has hit the economies of Latin America so hard.
• I have special reasons beyond the obvious for wanting this case.
• The point is that I have searched everywhere on earth for this guy, and I have finally figured out the reason why I can't figure it out.
• The point is that I have searched everywhere on earth for this guy, and I have finally figured out the reason why I can't figure it out.

Some examples from the web:

• You know, they say all babies are cute, but whoever "they" are should be stuck in a stroller and pushed into traffic.
• Little robots are cute when they play music to you.
• Monitors are cute, But they don't help with messes.
• Who are cute, when they're not scurrying over your toes.
• Uh-oh. Monitors are cute, But they don't help with messes.
• I wasn't exactly 100% - these shoes are cute but they kill my feet.
• They all look so cute in their little outfits.
• It's not that, they are cute, but what if you have a boy?
• Chubby cheeks are cute only for so long on black men.
• You are cute when you get side-tracked.
• Yours are cute like French fries.
• Most of these guys are cute... ish.
• In fairness, the volunteer uniforms are cute.
• And there totally are cute guys here.
• Because raccoons are cute and sometimes Laurie goes through my trash.
• - You had one eye in the mirror - Those are cute and...
• Their games are cute and inventive.
• LOLcats are cute pictures of cats made cuter with the addition of cute captions.
• I've checked out every guy in this school and none of them are cute.
• Ohh, these coffee mugs are cute.