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my dick's size vs the size of my dick

Both phrases are correct, but they are used in different contexts. 'My dick's size' is a more informal and colloquial way of expressing the size of one's penis, while 'the size of my dick' is a more formal and standard way of conveying the same meaning.

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my dick's size

This phrase is correct in informal contexts to refer to the size of one's penis.

This phrase is more informal and colloquial. It is commonly used in casual conversations or among friends.
  • My dick's bigger than yours.
  • My dick's not gonna shake itself.
  • My dick's back here, though.
  • And guess where my dick's gonna be.
  • My dick's a basset hound.
  • My dick's in your mouth right now.
  • My dick's checking your e-mail.
  • Oh, my dick's getting hard again.
  • I feel like that when my dick's in your mouth.
  • I want to shoot you so bad, my dick's hard.
  • And to safeguard against the very real possibility that without a breather, my dick's gonna snap off like a twig.
  • And to safeguard against the very real possibility that without a breather, my dick's gonna snap off like a twig.
  • So my dick's not as big as yours.
  • My dick's all pruny from being up in that sweet punany.
  • I was knee high in my dick's eye in goob blood... when you were just a... in your momma's womb.
  • So my dick's gonna fall off?
  • Shit, my dick's so big it's got a knee.
  • It's also my - my - my dick's fault.
  • My dick's stuck to a pole!
  • 'Cause our land's the size of my dick.

Alternatives:

  • the size of my penis
  • how big my dick is
  • my dick's dimensions
  • the length of my dick
  • my dick's measurement

the size of my dick

This phrase is correct in formal contexts to refer to the size of one's penis.

This phrase is more formal and standard. It is suitable for use in professional or academic settings.
  • 'Cause our land's the size of my dick.
  • So your record is the size of my dick.
  • They've heard about the size of your dick, Sherat.
  • Men are insecure about the size of their dicks and so they have to kill one another over the idea.
  • Life in Oz is all about the size of your dick and anybody who tells you different ain't got one.
  • I'm sure you guys have dicks the size of peanuts.
  • All you boys... like you got dicks the size of redwoods.
  • All you boys... like you got dicks the size of redwoods.
  • Because it just happens to be the dick sizes of my last 3 boyfriends.
  • It's about the size of your dick, and it's moving!
  • Those weren't our dick sizes?
  • I thought we were rating them on dick size.
  • That, uh-That pop off was just about dick size.
  • Those weren't our dick sizes?
  • Why would we be rating them on dick size?
  • I mean, you look in school playgrounds, all the girls are wearing thongs, all the boys are comparing dick sizes.
  • His dick shrunk to the size of a cocktail weenie.
  • You wouldn't because their dicks are the size of my little finger.
  • No-one could be that scary with a dick your size!
  • I don't care about his dick size, but I felt like I should know

Alternatives:

  • my penis's size
  • the dimensions of my dick
  • how large my dick is
  • the length of my penis
  • my dick's measurement

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