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my dick is so hard vs my dick is so tight

Both options are grammatically correct, but they have different meanings and connotations. 'My dick is so hard' typically refers to a physical state of arousal, while 'My dick is so tight' is less common but could refer to a feeling of constriction or tension. It's important to consider the context and appropriateness of using such language.
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my dick is so hard

This phrase is correct but may be considered vulgar or inappropriate in many contexts.

This phrase is typically used informally to describe a state of physical arousal.
  • My dick is hard as a rock.
  • Hey, doctor, my dick is hard.
  • My dick is hard and it's in your mouth right now.
  • And I want it so bad it makes my dick hard.
  • No, you the man. I'm a struggling black trying to keep my dick hard in a cruel world.
  • Jet Skis are fun, sure, but for me, being on the back of a TRX or a Yamaha Grizzly, it just makes my dick hard.
  • I mean, you're such a good kisser, you got my dick hard, and I'm your brother.
  • Sneak into the Guinness factory and steal some stout so good my dick goes hard.
  • I remember when I was 20, my dick was hard all the time.
  • I want to shoot you so bad, my dick's hard.
  • Oh, my dick's getting hard again.
  • And you, your dick is hard?
  • "Hey, I couldn't get my dick hard on Torpica."
  • I'd do it for four-fifths commish because you know what really gets my dick hard?
  • No! I mean, you're such a good kisser, you got my dick hard, and I'm your brother.
  • ...because you know what really gets my dick hard?
  • My dick won't get hard with a drawing like this.
  • It's like my dick just stays hard, but I don't need pussy.
  • That's why my dick never got hard in front of you.
  • I ain't on duty so my dick can be hard.

Alternatives:

  • I'm so turned on
  • I'm so aroused

my dick is so tight

This phrase is correct but may not be commonly used in the context of arousal.

This phrase could be used to describe a feeling of constriction or tension, but it may not convey the same meaning as 'hard' in the context of arousal.
  • By the time we get to Fort Smith, that leg will be swelled up tight as Dick's hatband.
  • By the time we get to Fort Smith, that leg will be swelled up tight as Dick's hatband.
  • My dick is like three times bigger than this gun.
  • So, my dick is terrifying.
  • My dick is clean, tiny man.
  • My dick is fine, Dee.
  • Lina, my dick is about to explode.
  • My dick is hard as a rock.
  • My dick is so fucked right now.
  • I'm just gonna sleep under her desk and surprise her in the morning when my dick is the hardest.
  • My feet are facing west and my dick is pointing south-southwest.
  • Hey, doctor, my dick is hard.
  • My dick is brown, you dumb motherfucker!
  • My dick is hard and it's in your mouth right now.
  • I want to, but my dick is too aware that your pussy is a chamber of financial ruin.
  • Delete. "You aren't fat, but my dick is." Oh, God.
  • My dick is coming over a hill? Mm-hmm.
  • And my dick is covered in blood!
  • God damn it, my dick is still sore.
  • My dick is bigger than a monkey's paw...

Alternatives:

  • I'm feeling tense down there
  • I'm feeling constricted

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