jesus vs buddha

Some examples from the web:

• I'm just like jesus's baby.
• Bless you in jesus' name.
• Jesus, nothing ever touches you.
• Jesus, 21- year-olds move fast.
• In jesus' name, let me in!
• I really don't care if you're hauling pieces Of jesus' cross back to bethlehem.
• I am the bride of Jesus.
• Jesus collected men in temples and taught them.
• Bless your name, holy Jesus.
• And Jesus, you were transported.
• Maybe Jesus was the first vampire.
• You stare at Jesus throughout puberty.
• Jesus, those were our wedding vows.
• Christmas Eve is about Baby Jesus.
• Jesus went throughout Galilee teaching in their synagogues.
• Knowing Jesus would lighten your burden.
• Saying Jesus is a king endangers the temple.
• Jesus sacrificed himself for our sins.
• I'm just like jesus's baby.
• And they brought young children to Jesus that he should touch them.

Some examples from the web:

• After 33 years, you become a buddha.
• Know Shadow Kick, Buddha Palm.
• You're like buddha on the lotus.
• I wrote a three stooges parody With Jesus, buddha, and mohammed.
• Hiroshi's has a buddha on it.
• The buddha was asked if he ever felt anger.
• The buddha was asked if he ever felt the desire to strike another.
• He compares himself to buddha and other biblical figures.
• That's from a sacred human text from a prophet they call buddha.
• Guy met the buddha, liked what he heard, Thought about it for a while-
• I figure I'd spend a couple of months in Paris, Work the buddha bar people, See if they'd be interested in taking some of their action down to palm beach.
• "But if I am connected to all things," said the buddha,
• Because you want your patients to think you're superhuman, you're a buddha.
• Buddha says expectations lead to suffering.
• The Buddha says that physical deprivation can lead to spiritual enlightenment.
• Rio Grandol embezzled our gold Buddha from Thailand.
• Merciful Buddha watches us and decides our destiny.
• Vulture, you stole a Buddha from a Southeast Asian temple.
• Buddha said, Do not dwell in the past.
• I don't think Buddha would mind making room, or Confucius.