I'm Numb vs I'm lazy

Some examples from the web:

• Like, maybe I'm numb, but I don't even feel numb.
• The law's hit me so many times, I'm numb,
• My husband's dead and I'm numb.
• I feel like I'm numb, you know?
• You sure I'm numb? Toughen up.
• Of course I'm numb and in pain. I'm old.
• I just stay here trying to drink enough so I'm numb by the time they get home.
• -That's why I'm numb? -That's why you're numb.

Some examples from the web:

• I'm lazy and a known coward.
• Because I'm lazy, iptables is fairly extensible.
• That's because, consciously, I'm lazy and disorganized.
• Maybe I'm lazy. I don't know.
• Not because I'm lazy, but because I have other things to do during the day.
• 'Cause I'm lazy and I knew you'd be home soon.
• The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy.
• I don't know, I'm lazy.
• But the doctors think I'm lazy
• If I don't talk I'm rude, if I'm tired, I'm lazy.
• I'm lazy about those things.
• Nothing, I'm lazy.
• Kate, I'm lazy.
• Because I'm lazy, Kate.
• I'm lazy but prideful.
• It's not because I'm lazy!
• No,'cause I'm lazy.
• And you think I'm lazy.
• They say I'm lazy, unruly and hysterical.
• I'm lazy from doing nothing...