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Fuck off vs Fuck me

Both phrases are correct, but they have very different meanings and contexts. 'Fuck off' is a rude and offensive way to tell someone to go away or leave, while 'fuck me' is an expression of surprise, shock, or disbelief. It's important to use these phrases carefully, as they can be highly inappropriate in many situations.

Last updated: March 08, 2024 • 4422 views

Fuck off

This phrase is correct but highly offensive and rude. It is used to tell someone to go away or leave in a very impolite manner.

Use 'fuck off' when you want to express strong disapproval or anger towards someone and tell them to leave or go away. Be aware that this phrase is extremely vulgar and should be used with caution.

Examples:

I've had enough of your attitude. Just fuck off!
If you don't like it here, you can just fuck off.

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Fuck off, you little shit.
Fuck off somewhere and don't come back.
Fuck off, they're covered in mould.
Fuck off, it's none of your business.
Fuck off back to Valhalla, weirdo.
Fuck off back to your campsite, you little cunts.
Fuck off... I was trying to help...
Fuck off, you're not doing that.
Fuck off, Skippy. It's me emphysema.
Fuck off, you're making me lose.
Fuck off. Let's start taking names.
Fuck off Lahey, the thin g is working perfectly.
Fuck off. I haven't cut you out.
Fuck off and don't be annoying me.
Fuck off Guinea, will you, for money.
Fuck off, I didn't.
Fuck off, what's the matter
Fuck off, you stupid, weird cunt!
Fuck off, you fucking dickhead!
Fuck off, then, you prick, and go shag someone else.

Alternatives:

Get lost
Go away
Leave me alone
Shove off
Buzz off

Fuck me

This phrase is correct and is used as an expression of surprise, shock, or disbelief. It is not as offensive as 'fuck off' but should still be used with caution.

Use 'fuck me' when you are surprised, shocked, or disbelieving about something. It is an informal expression and should be used in appropriate contexts.

Examples:

Fuck me, I can't believe we won the game!
You got the promotion? Fuck me, that's amazing!

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Fuck me over, you'll be picking him up in a body bag.
Now... Fuck me again, Leonardo.
Fuck me with that big, fat Gypsy cock.
Fuck me till I can't remember my name.
Fuck me good, right here baby.
Fuck me with that big, fat Gypsy cock.
Fuck me properly, go on.
Fuck me good one more time, before you never wanna fuck again.
Fuck me like you're gonna get your green card, baby.
Fuck me, Uncle Lou by marriage!
Fuck me now, Reggie! ten!
So you never said "Fuck me!"?
"Fuck me," I said.
Fuck me in the ass Fuck me in my ass.
Fuck me. Please, just fuck me.
Fuck me with your huge cock, please fuck me.
Fuck me, the Five of Bats.
Fuck me once, shame on you.
Fuck me dead, the girl's alive.
Fuck me, it's Trudy.

Alternatives:

Oh my goodness
Wow
No way
Holy cow
Good grief

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