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Big dick vs small dick

Both are correct, but they're used in different contexts. 'Big dick' is a colloquial term used to refer to a large penis, often used in a vulgar or offensive way. 'Small dick' is also a colloquial term used to refer to a small penis, and can be used as an insult or to belittle someone.
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Big dick

This phrase is correct in the context of referring to a large penis, although it is considered vulgar and offensive.

This phrase is used colloquially to describe a large penis. It is often considered inappropriate and offensive.

Examples:

  • He's always bragging about his big dick.
  • She couldn't believe the size of his big dick.
  • Sexy Mike might not even have a big dick.
  • Who could forget Big Dick Mike?
  • There's a big dick on the wall.
  • Hold on to that big dick of yours, Dondo.
  • Yeah, and a big dick that still smells like your mama's ass.
  • Take that big dick, take it in.
  • Well why don't you, favorite son... quarterback king with a big Dick to boot tell me about fair.
  • Then I'm gonna fuck you with my big dick.
  • It's a big dick to live up to.
  • And the only thing that you're ever gonna be left with is a truckful of regret and your big dick.
  • Only a guy with a big dick can be boss of Tokyo
  • Who's got the big dick now?
  • Heather's not interested in Sexy Mike or Mike with the big dick. She...
  • First I need to find a tall, handsome, kind and considerate Belgian with a nice big dick.
  • Your big dick felt so good inside of me. God!
  • Think that you are big, because you have a big dick.
  • You talk love and peace but you've got a big dick!
  • I want to fuck! It's my big dick!
  • And you thought having Officer Big Dick dry hump me in our office was the best way to do that?
  • There's Sexy Mike, and there's Mike With A Big Dick.

Alternatives:

  • large penis
  • well-endowed
  • big member
  • impressive size

small dick

This phrase is correct in the context of referring to a small penis, often used as an insult or to belittle someone.

This phrase is used colloquially to describe a small penis. It is often used as an insult or to belittle someone.

Examples:

  • He's so insecure, always making jokes about having a small dick.
  • Don't be such a jerk, stop acting like you have a small dick.
  • "Big bike, small dick"
  • That you also have small dick!
  • Axl was there the whole time, holding her and then his hand, reassuring him that a small dick is better than no dick at all.
  • And he's got a small dick, just like you.
  • She said you were a lazy, selfish pothead alcoholic with a small dick and a death wish.
  • I'm not gonna say you have a small dick, Terry.
  • Then I was gonna tell everyone that you have a small dick to mess with your head for the game.
  • Saying I have a small dick and can't get it up won't flip me out.
  • What, you think I got a small dick, huh?
  • Well, are you asking if I have a small dick?
  • They don't care about diseases, or are you gonna call them back, or can you provide for them, or do you have a small dick, or are you related.
  • It's because he has such a small dick.
  • Reaction like that makes up for every chick ever said I had a small dick.

Alternatives:

  • small penis
  • less endowed
  • lacking in size
  • not well-hung

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