a lump vs a idiot

Some examples from the web:

• He was like a lump of charcoal.
• This hand is nothing but a lump of flesh.
• I've got a lump under my arm.
• A few years ago I felt a lump on the side of my neck, and it was my turn in the MRI machine.
• That's the only difference between us and a lump of clay.
• She'll go down like a lump of lead.
• He can turn a lump of lead into gold.
• And he had a lump of iron.
• You were just a lump of meat.
• I'm behind a lump of concrete.
• You will get nothing but a lump of coal for Christmas.
• Because she turned a lump of coal like me into a diamond.
• Compared to him, Bug's a lump of coal.
• There's a lump of plastic that used to be a laptop.
• I've gone 42 years without a lump of coal.
• I once knew a lump of soil, and he thought he was going to die.
• It's like a lump of metal
• It is because I can feel a lump on my neck.
• She found a lump on her her dad.
• She found a lump a year ago.

Some examples from the web:

• So she's a idiot.
• Hmm. So she's a idiot.
• Which means she's come to a quarantined area because she's a idiot or she's insane.
• You're a idiot, just like she is.
• The officer in charge is a idiot.
• I feel like such a idiot sometimes.
• I'd be a idiot not to keep my fucking mouth shut.
• He's a idiot, let him brag, doesn't do you any hurt.
• You stand there like a idiot and get hit by a missile?
• You finally got an okay haircut, you're not doing that annoying half smirk as much as you used to, but you're still a idiot.
• You, Cyril, are a idiot.
• You're being a idiot, man!
• I trust you not to make a idiot move like this.
• You can see a idiot here, another idiot there, but three of them together...
• You're a idiot, you know that?
• You're a idiot.
• He's carrying on like a idiot.
• Well, you're a idiot!
• I'm not a idiot.
• I'm not a idiot.